Last Orders: The final instalment
18 Nov 08
It's time for Orson to say goodbye...
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Security according to Orson Carte
The Last Orders column is your chance to bask in the opinions and bigotries of Orson Carte, possibly the UKs most respected and ill-informed working security installer.
Join our man on the tools as he ponders lifes great mysteries, alongside the utter trivialities he considers merit similar consideration.
Love him or hate him, we're sure you'll have an opinion about what he's got to say...
Last orders: Herculean love search
15 Oct 08
Orson looks in some unorthodox places to find the love he so desperately yearns for...
Last Orders: Invasive hip surgery
29 Jul 08
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Last orders: Holidays
01 Jul 08
Orson Carte, our man on the tools, ponders life's great mysteries ...
Last Orders: Work experience
12 May 08
Dominic writes the column this month as part of his work experience duties...
Last Orders: Free movie concepts
29 Apr 08
In which amazing new film synopses are offered to readers for their delectation...
Last orders: Silver screenings
20 Mar 08
Orson Carte explains his thoughts on the potential for a film of his life...
Last Orders: VOIP
25 Feb 08
One of the the developments I'm most excited about in the security industry at present is Voice over IP. As I understand it, I now only need to speak to a computer and it will do exactly as I tell it.
Last Orders: A friend sleeps in the van
01 Feb 08
I suppose I should let you all know that my good friend Guthead has reconciled with his lady wife, Mrs Guthead. This means he is no longer spending his evenings and, indeed, many of his afternoons and mornings, kipping in my van.
